Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh May morning, hanging round a trapdoor Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before. I wanna make her mathematically safe Wanna keep her mathematically safe. Take her up where we’re mathematically safe Gonna wake up mathematically safe. Mid table, there’s nothing much on my fork It’s alright though ‘cos I can go for my walk. Around Cartmel, mathematically safe Ain’t no alarm bell, we’re mathematically safe. On a lilo in a sea of alright I’m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight.