(Intro) (x2) Oh I was walking round my favourite store Searching for the ten pence off Lenor When suddenly I bumped into this guy On seeing who it was I gave a cry: (nc) ’Fuckin’ ’Ell, it’s Fred Titmus!â?� (x2) Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park When all at once she saw her husband Mark Well he was with a man down by the stream So Jane and baby both began to scream: (nc) ’Fuckin’ ’Ell, it’s Fred Titmus!â?� (x2) Oh as the train pulled into platform three I looked around for my best girl to see As she disembarked but I didn’t seem to care ’Cos someone passed that made me stop and stare. Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania Stevie nicks books about kleptomania Johnny looked out of his bedroom window (X4) And shouted to his mum ’Fred Titmusâ?�.
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