Intro: Girlfriend's said that she no longer likes me Reckon I know why she thinks this way: It's 'cos I'm a trog, and I've got mad sideys And my gait is strange - so they say. Some blokes don't neatly stencil their flight case And some blokes don't take apart valve amps for fun But when you're a trog and you've got mad sideys And your gait is strange - so they say. And when I swear it's in a mellow way Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol To Point of Ayr I like to get away And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl. Got my weed and I've got my Sven Hassel Omni stacked tenfold under the bed In my rugby shirt signed by Justin Hayward I will rule the world playing Risk. I was born with a twelve string acoustic in my mouth Midwife fixed springs to the soles of my feet And now I'm a trog and I've got mad sideys And my gait is strange - so they say. And when I swear it's in a mellow way Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol To Point of Ayr I like to get away And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.