Keeper you've just made a decent save So why d'you feel the need to rant and rave? Screaming at defenders makes you look dead stupid Especially when they haven't done much wrong. Please cease the trait. Thank you to whoever found my purse Also when I fell, the passing nurse And when in my coma as I tried to bludgeon Chartist demonstrators in the square. Those on the ward, yours much restored. I disagree entirely with your choice Peetie Wheatstraw has a better voice I'd like to warn your readers; Stapeley Water Gardens A nice day out but best to take a flask. Dear Miss McVeigh, it pains me to say The school choir was dull and the blame lies with you. Sewage farm an absolute disgrace Picnic table somewhat out of place Leisure Centre cashpoint always out of order And there's too much chlorine in the pool. Thirteen across - where was the clue? Bird on the wire - Len, you're the dogs.
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