Intro: Verse I have no shire horse to pull my narrowboat. I’ll go and see the carpenter, see what he suggests. “Have you tried Tik and Tok; the robotic dance pair? They’re not enthusiasts But of course the law is on your side”. Singing a song, just singing a song. When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass No more strawberry jam for the Guild. Will they still say, whenever bobsleigh’s on, “Hey I would love to have a go at that?” Verse Stromsgodset Under-Fives did the offy by us. I spoke to farmer Coombes, had other things on his mind: “Them Massey Fergusons rub me up the wrong way And have you seen my son? Wears his baseball cap the wrong way round”. Singing a song, just singing a song. When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass No more strawberry jam for the Guild. Will there still be in the back pages Adverts for The Original Breton Shirt? Outro Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song……