Hey Joyce, rock and roll never gave you a voice It's never given you so much as a lament So I went to the store and I bought a guitar To bestow this accolade on you, just you Not Sally, Carrie Ann or Peggy Sue I'm gonna spend my next half day with a girl called Joyce; Gonna possibly stop at Tebay with a girl called joyce. Hey Joyce, I know you're not as far out as Ronnie Boyce And I'm aware that you've got a few quirks But it hurts when I hear all the songs to Maria Well, we haven't really done with J or K Much to my dismay When the bad gets worse I turn to a girl called Joyce; A (x2) Gonna lose myself in the thrall of a girl called Joyce. Slower ball........ Paris Fashion Week caught me off guard I was busy with trellising the yard In a springless cart on a sunless day As the laudanum shortage dawns, two fauns Lead me through the glade Where the gods have dumped Diana for a girl called Joyce; And displayed on high is a banner in support of Joyce. And the brook runs crystal clear And the brook runs crystal clear And the brook runs crystal clear (nc) And the wind cries Joyce.
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