Intro: ) Here comes The Black Horse, there goes The Brown Cow Full of ringers of course, thrown up from the plough The hoops and the stripes, the halves and the quarters The Sunday morning rain, the touchline refrain: He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because (x2) He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids. It’s Lee’s twenty-first but they’re not coming in Because Bruiser McHuge declares them too thin Annoyed and upset they head for elsewhere They’d normally argue the toss, but besides being boss He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids. He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds His paranoia is absurd – are you thinking ‘bout my bird? He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because Leave it be, let it go; don’t be daft don’t you know, Leave it be, let it go; don’t be daft don’t you know Leave it be, let it go; don’t be daft don’t you know, He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids.