Intro: (x4) In front of the bar staff the bands still play So I get on my knees and really pray Ask for inspiration from the boys up above Handed down a plan which seems simple enough. Another bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums. Find a group that pulls a crowd and get them booked Then describe to companies how their name would look Plastered round the area where the punters mass Ten times more effective than the underpass. It’s a bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums! Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he’d be interested in (x4) A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound. Come on everybody there’s no time to waste Ernie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and Paiste Common misconceptions will be left at the door And Sparks won’t come from Germany anymore. So it’s thumbs up for Gabriel for keeping small clubs afloat We’re sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums! Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he’d be interested in A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound And in this way your club will be saved from the JCB A (x7) And in this way your club will be saved from JCB. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits.