(Intro) (x4) They came for the palmists but I wasn’t a palmist so I did nothing They came for the bungee jumpers but I wasn’t a bungee jumper so I did nothing They came for the player’s agents but I wasn’t a player’s agent so I did nothing They came for the Charles Manson fans but I wasn’t a Charles Manson fan so I did nothing They came for the reflexologists but I wasn’t a reflexologist so I did nothing They came for the camp TV chefs but I wasn’t a camp TV chef so I did nothing They came for the RoMos, I laughed. They came for the martial arts enthusiasts but I wasn’t a martial arts enthusiast so I did nothing They came for Eamonn Holmes and I think I’m right in saying I applauded They came for the fire-eaters but I wasn’t a fire-eater so I did nothing They came for Dani Behr, I said she’s over there ’ behind the wardrobe. Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best toâ...â...
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