Smokers Song

Intro x3 Verse Now I'm a social outcast A modern-day refugee Joy turns to gloom when I walk into a room They all turn their back upon me I'm not a thug or a mugger I've not murdered anyone yet But you would think I was Charles bloody Manson When I light up a cigarette Bridge Verse Some folk get their kicks from alcohol Some stuff their nose with cocaine Some folk like knocking old women about Some like tae batter their weans There's masochists, sadists or rapists Folk that like dressing in drag I'm no' like them, that's no' my game Gimme peace just to light one more fag Bridge Verse You can snuff it doing too much exercise You can snuff it not doing enough You can snuff it by eating too little You know, you can snuff it eating too much You can snuff it staying out late at night You can snuff it lying in your bed So my way of snuffing is to keep right on puffing It's on my own bloody head It's on my own bloody head Outro Spare a thought for all the smokers Doing their bit for the Crown Remember when a smoker lights up He's keeping your income tax down Yes he is He's keeping your income tax down