Tabbed By Larry Mofle [email protected] 12/4/2004 I kissed Miss Mississippi That's my claim to fame Way down in Yazoo City Everybody knows my name She was standing 10 feet from me Doing PR at the hardware store She never saw the feedbag fallin' Till it laid her clean on the floor and you know. Chorus She lay still as a stone in a coma No one knew what to do or say But I gotta a cerified diploma CPR from the YMCA Chorus Solo There we were with our mouths locked together Her eyes opened up a little way She smiled and regained her senses Hauled back and slapped my face But you know. Chorus Chorus Everybody knows my name Everybody knows my name