verse 1 Blunt the knives, bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks! e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------|-------------0-------------------| D|-0-----0-2-------4-----2-0-------|-0---0---2-4-----4-----2-0-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Chip the glasses and crack the plates! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|-------------------------0-----0-|-2-------------0-----------------| D|-0-----0-2-0-2---4-----0---------|-------2-2-------4-----2-0-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| verse 2 Cut the cloth, tread on the fat! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------|-----------------0---------------| D|-0-----0-2-------4-----2-0-------|-2---2---4-2-4---------4-2-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Pour the milk on the pantry floor! Splash the wine on every door! e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|-------------------------0-------|-2-------------0-----------------| D|-0-----0-2-0-2---4-----0---------|-------2-2-------4-----2-0-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| verse 3 Dump the crocks in a boiling bowls! Pound them up with a thumping pole! e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|-0-----0-----0---3-----3-3-------|-----------0-2-----------------0-| G|---------0-2---------------------|-2-----2-2-------2-----2-2-------| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| When you're finished if they are whole; Send them down the hall to roll! e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|-0-----0-0-2-3-------------------|---------------------------------| G|-------------------------0-------|-2-------------0-----------------| D|-----------------2-----4---------|-------2-2-------4-----2-0-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Outro e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------|-----------------0---------------| D|-0-----0-2-------4-----2-0-------|-2---2---4-2-4---------4-2-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G|-------------------------0-------|-2-------------0-----------------| D|-0-----0-2-0-2---4-----0---------|-------2-2-------4-----2-0-------| A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
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