Words and Music by Hoyt Axton submitted by Mike Menton "Song was also performed by Hoyt on the T.V. Series, "WKRP in Cincinnatti", with Dr. Johnny Fever ()HUSTLER TALKIN' ON THE TELEPHONE, YOU BETTER LEAVE MY WOMAN ALONE, I'M A ()LOVE------, IF YOU ()DON'T WANT TO MEET ME IN THE ALLEY TONITE, ()TOO LATE FOR TALKIN', I'M READY TO FIGHT, (), ()YOU GOT THE KNIFE, I GOT THE GUN, COME ON BOY WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE FUN, I'M A ()LOVE----, () I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TOLD, () MY OLD LADY AIN'T YOUR'S TO HOLD, DO YOU () () TWO OLD MAIDS, SITTIN' IN THE SUN, TALKIN' BOUT THE LOVIN THAT THEY NEVER HAVE DONE, BUT THEY () LOVE, SO () HUSTLER TALKIN' ON THE TELEPHONE, () YOU BETTER LEAVE MY WOMAN ALONE, I'M ) LOVE. () SHE'S MY FIDDLE, AND I'M HER BEAU, WE MAKE MUSIC WHEREVER WE GO, THAT'S FOR ME, SWEET HARMONY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND, I'M A JEALOUS MAN.