You Me Cellphones

verse 1 You know I feel a lot of pain, I'm on the phone I might as well proudly say, "I'm alone" There's a lot I need to share, I'm on the phone I might say proudly, "Hold the line," but I'm alone There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone You might as well proudly say you're alone There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone You might say proudly, "Hold the line," but you're alone verse 2 Formulaic post digital touchscreen punchlines Tits, friends, tits, cats Tits, friends, tits, nighttime There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone You might as well proudly say you're alone There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone You might say proudly, "Hold the line," but you're alone verse 3 You gotta feel a lot of pain, you're on the phone But, baby, you don't call me when you're alone Tonight you'll dream about it on the phone But, baby, you don't need me, you're alone There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone You might as well proudly say you're alone There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone You might say proudly, "Hold the line," but you're alone Bridge Real, I swear I'll take you there (x4) There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone You might as well proudly say you're alone There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone You might say proudly, "Hold the line," but you're alone Outro You know I feel a lot of pain, I'm on the phone I might as well proudly say, "I'm alone" There's a lot I need to share, I'm on the phone I might say proudly, "Hold the line," but I'm alone