Intro: Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 egg whites Half a stick of butter, melted. Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon. Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth! Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls, Stick them in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you, So suck on My balls! Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate, and half cup of brandy then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla. Grease up the cookie sheet, because I hate when my balls stick Then pre-heat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick. Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth. Suck on my chocolate salty balls put them in your mouth and suck them! Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber, Suck on My balls! Intro: sniff sniff Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? Smells like something burning Well, that don't confront me none As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday. Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen.. Cos I've gotta Sneaking Suspicion.. Oh man baby, baby! Baby You just burnt my balls! Help me, my balls are on fire! Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning! Give me some water, pour some water on me! My Balls are burning! Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something! Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls Put them in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls Put em out baby, Blow em! Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby! Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls Come on baby, hoo, hoo Suck on my balls...