Leave your guns out in your truck Come on in and sit down and buck up to the bar and help us sing along We dont shoot no guns in this honky tonk Buy the guitar band a beer this place aint no place for a Queer we dont play that shit around here, hell we just dont no sir we like boy/girl sex in this honky tonk and in this honky tonk we got us a juke box in the back we got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from jim to jack you can smoke a joint in the bathroom hell just be sure you dont get caught cause we dont pay no bail in this honky tonk