Pretty sure this is how Jamey did it. Just listen to the song a few times to get your timing down but other than that pretty simple. verse 1: She was Six foot Three She could bench press me Had a voice like a young Charlie Pride Well she walked up to you Said honey how do you do I know you ain't here with this guy There's a bull dyke, hittin' on my girlfriend Now I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad I just kept hearin' the words of my dad Son don't ever hit a man on the rag verse 2: She gave you a wink Bought you a drink Wrote her phone number down on your hand She was well on her way Just hit second base I'd 'bout damn had all I could stand There's a bull dyke, hittin' on my girlfriend Now I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad I just kept hearin' the words of my dad Son don't ever hit a man on the rag verse 3: She was flexin' her muscles An flickin' her bean She was lonesome, onry and mean There's a bull dyke, hittin' on my girlfriend Now I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad I just kept hearin' the words of my dad Dear old dad Son don't ever hit a man on the rag