Intro - A barstool is just a big highchair for grown-up fools to cry on The jukebox pacifies 'em all night long Suckin' on a longneck bottle keeps their mouth shut for a while The bartender's just a babysitter, Give another bottle and make 'em feel better, Sittin' 'round playin' there little games together Cryin' for their momma's that's gone She dropped him off on the way to work And he ain't seen her since And that was three days ago and she didn't know He took the money to pay the rent He bought a beer with a fifty, got change for a twenty Didn't even see the deal go down When he's drinkin' he ain't the smartest man in town Chorus - I said.. Solo - Chorus Ending A barroom is just a big playpen Poutin' for a while then the fightin' begins Sittin' 'round tellin' each other their men And cryin' for their momma's that's gone