I just got to raise this beer and make a toast I got fired to day, now lets get comatose Well babe it's ok, we'll have time to get in shape Down at jims bar and grill lifting weights, Doing 12 ounce curls i ain't lazy It's the exercise that satisifies my mind Got the weight of the world drivin me crazy I'm taking it away, 12 ounces at a time Oh I need to improve myself I'm askin you please to have patience We may need to seek some professional help Down at the Detox and Rehabilitation Doin' those: Chorus Bridge: Forty's fine, Sixteen's good enough Well I just want 12 ounces at a time that won't run out As long as there's enough for all of you and all of me When this place runs out well, we'll call it history Fiddle Steel So a beer for everybody that can afford one Tell that barmaid bring me one too I need to blow job related troubles off my mind And quit worrying about how I'm getting' screwed Chorus