You know just the other morning I was hangin' around in my house I had the new book with pictures of Madonna naked and I was checkin' it out Just then a friend of mine came thru the door Said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before Said I don't wanna see you no more And I still don't know why I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy Well I just wanna live until I've gotta die I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright Well, maybe I'm dirty, maybe I smoke a lot of dope But it ain't like I'm going on TV and tearing up pictures of the Pope I know I get wild and I know I get drunk Well, it ain't like I've got a bunch of bodies in my trunk My old man used to call me a fucked up punk And I still don't know why Chorus Just the other night these cops pulled me over outside the bar They turned on their lights, they ordered me out my car Man, I was only kiddin' when I called 'em a couple of dicks But still they made me do the stupid human tricks I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of fuckin' hicks And I still don't know why Chorus