Intro: (x2) verse 1 I was a paperboy, back when there was paper boys Bookstores and record shops, bricks and mortar. Now I made the cover but I cant pay the band What's more important is we’re building a brand Everybody clap your hands for the song and dance man Everybody clap your hands for the song and dance man verse 2 Pass a hat for pennies, Kickstart some fans If you can tweet something brilliant, you’ve got a marketing plan. Jingling and jangling, living in a van If we could just sell some t-shirts, we could pay for the gas. Everybody clap your hands for the song and dance man Everybody clap your hands for the song and dance man Everybody clap your hands I'm a song and dance man. Instrumental verse 3 Now that the future has swallowed the past. Its one step forward. And two steps back Everybody clap your hands for the song and dance man Everybody clap your hands for the song and dance man Everybody clap your hands I'm a song and dance man. Everybody clap your hands for the song and dance man You gotta do what you can when you’re a song and dance man. Outro E (End)