Intro: verse 1 Well I wish I'd born in a bar I wouldn't have to walk so bloody far I'd peel back my cranium, put my brain in a jar If only I'd been born in a bar verse 2 And I wish I'd been born on the beach With everything I want within my reach I'd date the richest women and suck 'em like a leach If only I'd been born on a beach verse 3 And I wish I'd been born in the woods And I don't want to be misunderstood I'd rail out all humanity and give it up for good If only I'd been born in the woods verse 4 And I wish I'd been born up a tree Walking on the ground just not for me I'd build myself a shelter, get my foilage for free If only I'd been born up a tree --Musical Bridge— Verse 5 And I wish that I'd been born in Selangore I wish I'd been a tiger even more If I ever got in trouble I would only have to roar So I wish that I'd been born in Selangore Verse 6 Appegio And I wish I'd been born down the drain 'Tis where I've ended up, all the same Talk to the spiders, that come out in the rain If I'd been born down the drain ... Or in a bar.