Intro: Verse Mama don’t make me wear that old thing again Hand-knitted Christmas trees and a silly snowman No matter if I refuse I got them ugly sweater blues Verse Mama why can’t you see I feel like a fool Green elves with snowflakes and scratchy alpaca wool Maybe you heard the news I got them ugly sweater blues Bridge Another year, another sweater and another holiday soiree Mama hears the people laughin’ While the presents are unwrappin’ And she’s not even sorry Verse Mama don’t make me wear that old thing again Bright red with sleigh bells and a gingerbread man Corduroys and pointy shoes I got the ugly sweater blues Guitar solo Bridge Driving to Atlanta for an interview with Santa I can hear him say Hey that kid is back again, dig that ugly cardigan Oh what a shame Verse Mama don’t make me wear that old thing again Hand-knitted Christmas trees and a silly snowman No matter if I refuse I got them ugly sweater blues Done paid all my dues I’m singin’ them ugly sweater blues