Intro: () If () I remember right, her name was Betty We were () gradutatin' seniors, goin' steady I was () hesitant to wed, but she was ready For () home She () stopped off at the Strike & Spare Diner And lost her () heart to a transfer-truck driver They had a () rollin' honeymoon to Carolina I spent the () whole summer cussin' them But, () must've been Di()vine Intervention, that got (her/my) attention It wasn't superstition or woman's intuition I've () ruled out random chance Destiny or circumstance Bi()ology - astrology, it wasn't numerology () Karma, Zeus, or Zen Blowin' in the wind The only ying-yang - galdang thing it coulda been Was () Divine Intervention Di()vine Intervention After () six or seven years of near misses Empty () promises and half-hearted kisses I () met up lip to lip with my misses She was () walkin' through the park I said, () heart" Repeat Chorus Twice