Intro: () x 2 () Diner Some man in a () me () earring It's hard to bel(D)ieve the things that I () see They put () whipped cream in their coffee () Bean sprouts in their food They () must think I'm a cowboy Cause every()body calls me dude () This sure don't feel like Oklah(A)oma (. The () night Tell () mama I'm al(D)right But I'm a ()K. () houses The streets are all () trees () bodies Purple () breeze They're () roller skatin' by me In () bikinis and tattoos () One made me an offer She () says I can't refuse Repeat Chorus There's () Venice No () Drive They're () more stars on the sidewalk Than you can () see up in the sky Repeat Chorus Put () line Tell () fine But I'm a ()K. But I'm a ()K. Oh.... I'm a ()K.