Your five year old face is a dirty disgrace But you love me daddy You scatter your toys and you make to much noise But you love me daddy You know little lad you can be pretty bad But you love me daddy You wake me at dawn when I want to sleep on But you love me daddy Now you eat the cookies when I tell you no But you love me daddy cause you tell me so You're so hard to scold cause your my five year old Because you love me daddy When I dress you up you go play with the pup But you love me daddy When I use the phone you won't leave me alone But you love me daddy You make sister wail pulling her pony tail But you love me daddy You scratch up the floor and you write on the door But you love me daddy You ask foolish question now you know that's true But you love me daddy now you know you do You're so hard to scold cause you're my five year old Because you love me daddy