So I've arrived past the rising sun (yeah, the f*cking sun) And everyone I see looks just like a carbon copy of me (we all look the same) I'm feeling lost and alone Been a while since I've talked to anyone Oh, I don't recognize this place And I need something that would never change (yeah) And after all these years and trips, there's one thing that I know You won't find answers in a shop or beneath old Mao ZeDong (he's a communist) I'm lucky to say the most days of my life my momma cooked for me (oh yeah) Something better than this ginormous Yao Ming statue, 'cuz that ain't what you need Chinese food builds up body and soul Forget your other worries you can leave them all at home Chinese food is out of this world Forget that TV dinner, just go My home and here, they're not quite the same Wanna get your feet soaked in a soup Or use this gas mask hidden in a tube? But my home and here, they're really quite the same (1 strum, mute) Lebron James is f*cking everywhere (1 strum) Nick Cage still looks insane (that too) But after many years and trips, there's one thing that I know (what's that?) You won't find love or happiness in your local McDonald's I'm lucky to say the most days of my life my momma cooked for me (we know) Something better than my face in the Apple store, 'cuz that ain't what you need Chinese food builds up body and soul Forget your other worries you can leave them all at home Chinese food is out of this world Forget that TV dinner, just go Just go