Intro: () I'm not a () wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan I () cold Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf 'Stead of () fold I hear the () rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar And () cry about a luxury tax They won't () off his lil' eighty-foot yacht I'd () that Yeah, I'd () like to have a problem like that Should () I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac Do I () back I'd like to have a problem like () that I () saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V. He () Cruise He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy They're () fuse He says () he's suffocating, he needs a vacation He () can't find time to relax From all the () hugging, the sweet talk and loving I'd () that Oh, I'd () like to have a problem like that Be a () one-man woman juggling act How () track I'd like to have a problem like () that I'd like to () be too thin I'd like to () be too in Should I () book on my life And () movie rights Oh, I'd () like to have a problem like that Be a () tabloid star at the checkout rack Should I () drag 'em through court `Or tell 'em to kiss my () fax I'd like to have a problem like () that (n.c.) Give me those () problems I () think that I could solve 'em I'd () that Fade out...