Intro: () I'm () bed Never have to lift a finger to () bread I keep my () baby satisfied if you know what I mean 'Cause she ()ine Lord, I () got the self assurance of a king on a throne Cause she (No Chord) told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home The () cows came home The () cows came home I () heard somethin' mooin' Turned around and she was gone (No Chord) Lord have mercy, the () home The whole () gone But I guess it's better than ()one Well the () slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face But I () race I didn't () have a clue that there was anything wrong 'Cause she (No Chord) told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home REPEAT CHORUS () I didn't see the writing on the wall () Missed the invitation to the bovine ball () I didn't hear no cowbells ringin' Gonna () have to face the music that the (No Chord) fat lady's singin' REPEAT CHORUS (No Chord) Lord have mercy, the () home