Verse Just bought me a great long ticket, gonna use it at 4 PM So you can call your secret love and break the news to him You thought you little romance was on the strict QT So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD Verse I won't be around to hear you cry I'm Texas bound and by and by You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD Verse N.C. Well there's gona come a day GAL When you'll be feeling blue You'll find that you can't pay your bills With alittle old IOU That dynamite your messing with may be T N T So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD Verse No need to fall, down on your knees Cause I know all my ABC&65533s Ain't no collage profresses ain't got no PHD So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD