Intro: (x3) #1. The girl that I intend to wed, just bought a gift for me and said.."I bought this specially, for all your friends to see..open it up, go ahead." "Awww, that's awful swell," I said. #2. I kissed her on the cheek and then, began to read the note within. "In these you'll look real smart, because they match your heart"..and so I took them out. Clown shoes, so, what's it all about? Oh, no, not clown shoes! Maaaaaybe, I'm in for some mighty bad news. #3. She laughed at me and called my name, and all my friends, they did the same. Thought she was sweet and swell..and look how hard I fell. And now I know I was wrong..so, I'll go and put my clown shoes on. OUTRO: so, I'll go and put my clown shoes on. so, I'll go and put my clown shoes on..(Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.