Chords used: e|--1--3--2--0--0--| B|--0--1--3--1--0--| G|--0--0--2--2--0--| D|--0--2--0--2--2--| A|--2--3--x--0--2--| E|--3--x--x--x--0--| Intro Verse When you stub your toe We'll all be sure to know Exactly how you feel You'll shout to the word Just how much it hurt Man that's an awful squeal Oh yeah baby it's a hell of a thing Trying to walk around the room Without kicking a thing You could crawl instead but you'd Probably hit ya head Oh man will you ever win Verse Rowing 'round a moat with a Hole in your boat Aint gonna get you very far Try rowing to the shore and Climbing in the door Of the nearest motor car Chorus Now I'm not condoning stealing But it can be quite appealing When the only other option is to drown So settle in the seat Shake the water from your feet And get the hell outta town Solo Em x 2 Verse Shooting bubbles from a gun can Be a lot fun But some folks can't take a joke You meant not to offend But they'll be there in the end With a dry cleaning quote Chorus So just take it easy When you're feeling light and breezy 'Cause many wont feel the same They'll happily wipe the smile From your smiling dial and Maybe cause a little pain