Intro: My girlfriend don't smoke pot and she barely even drinks verse 1: Lord you know it drives me crazy she's always tellin' me I'm lazy oh it would be so nice if we could toke together Lord knows she's a saint in love with a sinner PreChorus 1: and when she grabs a hold of me my preconceptions fade away and though i love her more each day my addictions contradict me cause my girlfriend don't smoke pot and she barely even drinks verse 2: Lord you know it drives her crazy when she's all there and I am hazy oh things would be so easy if our addictions were the same but Lord knows she likes to work out and I like to smoke out PreChorus 2: but she'd still love me just the same if I was a stoner or a saint but my habits take a toll on that girls moral code cause my girlfriend don't smoke pot and she barely even drinks verse 3: oh but I love her till the day I die she's stuck with me my girlfriend don't smoke pot and she barely even drinks but I love her till the day I die she's stuck with me Solo: My Girlfriend don't smoke pot