NOW THE BIBLE TELLS THE STORY BOUT ADAMS RIB HOW THE LORD MADE A WOMAN FOR COMPANIONSHIP THE FIRST THING SHE DID WAS TAKE A BITE OF THAT FORBIDDEN FRUIT I GUESS WE'LL BE PAYIN TILL THE END OF TIME AT LEAST THATS HOW IT IS WITH THAT WOMAN OF MINE OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB BACK NOW THIS IS WRONG, BABY THAT AINT RIGHT IM WORKIN TRYIN TO PLEASE THAT WOMAN DAY AND NIGHT SHES NEVER SATISFIED ALTHOUGH I TRY TO DO THE BEST THAT I CAN THIS HAS GOTTA CHANGE OR HONEY IM GONNA LEAVE I WONT LET EVOLUTION MAKE A MONKEY OUTA ME OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB BACK THERES BEEN A HOLE IN MY WALLET AND A PAIN IN MY SIDE EVER SINCE I MADE THAT GIRL MY BLUSHIN BRIDE HER DADDY CALLS HER ANGEL AND HER MAMMA CALLS HER THREE TIMES A NIGHT HER COUSINS ON MY SOFA, HER SISTERS GOT MY CAR HER BROTHERS DRINK MY LIQUIR LIKE MY HOUSE WAS A BAR OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB BACK OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB BACK (CHORUS)