Intro (x4) I was born a pistol With a bullet in the barrel and another fistful Step on up and you'll know right where I stand Church girls used to whisper "Lord, it's like the devil kissed her" But Jesus loves me just the way I am ... And there ain't no cure for crazy I ain't sorry baby Wheels fell off of my trailer Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor I'm an all night, longneck train wreck Two queens short of a full deck Good luck trying to save me There ain't no cure, no cure for crazy, baby Instrumental (x2) Now I ain't prim and proper No country clubbin' champagne popper Droppin' names, sippin Sonoma wine I'll be barefoot on the bar White lightning buzz from a mason jar Chasing my whiskey with a damn good time ... Well there ain't no cure for crazy I ain't sorry baby Wheels fell off of my trailer Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor I'm an all night, longneck train wreck Two queens short of a full deck Good luck trying to save me There ain't no cure, no cure for crazy ... Instrumental Now you can call the doctor to get me a pill To me honey, that's just another thrill I could try the act like you think I should But it ain't gonna do no good ... Cos there ain't no cure for crazy I ain't sorry baby Wheels fell off of my trailer Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor I'm an all night, longneck train wreck Two queens short of a full deck Good luck trying to save me There ain't no cure, no cure for crazy ... Instrumental