I stay torn between killing him and loving him He stays torn between neon lights and home How 'bout a honky tonk angel to tell me how this whole thing works Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her I got a pack of camels I'm fixin' to open 'Cause I got an apron I'm fixin' to tie on Tell me how you fry a skillet of chicken in high heels and a skirt Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her Like a tease comb for a mess of hair 'Cause you're trying to keep your man from that hussy over there And a cheap dress, tube top, looking for a cat fight Pretty little bar fly, doesn't think that I'm the kinda Good girl that's gonna go bad Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her He's gonna sleep in them cowboy boots on that couch tonight I'm gonna sit at that kitchen table with a bottle of wine I'm gonna search that midnight radio 'til I find something that hurts Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her