That fucking cat's back - Kevin Bloody Wilson Tabbed by Del Bradley or to taste Intro I was pissed and disorderly again last Friday night I got thrown out of the pub just after nine It's not the first time that it's happened but if I remember right I think they caught me pissing in the fire Waltzin' trippin' to the car park, took a short cut down the lane, When a fuckin' cat jumped out a rubbish bin. So I picked the cunt up by the tail and looked him up and down (and thought) Fancy throwing away a perfectly good cat like him But that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt to kingdom come Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back That fucking cat's back That fucking cat's back I took all the back streets, going home that night Cause I didn't wanna end up, in the can And I'd just turned into my street after stopping at the lights When some big prick went and trod all on me hand But I finally got to my place and tripped arse up on the lawn And then I spewed me guts up on the cat I remember eating peanuts and a crusty pie with sauce But I'm fucked if I remember eating that And that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt to kingdom come Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back That fucking cat's back That fucking cat's back I slipped in besides my missus, the wrong way up in bed With my feet up where my head was s'posed to be I thought her bedsocks were her nightcap and her kneecaps were her tits But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me And I just crashed like that till morning, the wrong way up in bed And christ I had the horrors when I woke. I thought my missus snatch, was that fuckin' cat again And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat But that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt to kingdom come Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back That fucking cat's back That fucking cat's back OUTRO (slowly) That Fucking, Cat's, Back! ! !