Verse Late weekend night I'm at the Bojar Grill I got decisions to be made between lager and ale When through the kitchen door come the dancing girl Then everything on the menu mattered Oh Oh Oh ... the thoughts in my head Oh Oh Oh ... if she knew I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob 'cause I'm ready, willing and able Yes I'm ready, willing and able Guitar Solo A etc ... behind the solo Oh Oh Oh ... the thoughts in my head Oh Oh Oh ... if she knew I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob 'cause I'm ready, willing and able Yes I'm ready, willing and able Verse Over to the jukebox I staggered For a love song to scatter my body before her Didn't have change and I lost my damn brains I started humming "In--Da-Vida" Oh Oh Oh ... the thoughts in my head Oh Oh Oh ... if she knew I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob 'cause I'm ready, willing and able Yes I'm ready, willing and able (SPOKEN WORD) ... stay on a muted I'll pay your bar tab and even the cab baby Off to the hotel we'll wallow 'cause I'm ready, willing and able Yes I'm ready, willing and able ... FADES OUT WITH "CAUSE/YES I'M READY, WILLING AND ABLE" X5