There is a song You're trembling to its tune At the request of the moon Licking her chops She looks at the lunatics She needs another fix I'm only joking I don't believe a thing I've said What are you smoking? I'm just a-f***ing with your head Only a crazy little thing I read I'm only joking I don't believe a thing I've said What are you smoking? I'm just a-f***ing with your head Only a crazy little thing I read (stop) Only a crazy little thing I read Maybe the planets Are trying to become the stars And we really came from Mars The earth is alive And man is a parasite And heavenly bodies make us fight I'm only joking I don't believe a thing I've said What are you smoking? I'm just a-f***ing with your head Only a crazy little thing I read I'm only joking I don't believe a thing I've said What are you smoking? I'm just a-f***ing with your head Only a crazy little thing I read (stop) Only a crazy little thing I read There is a song You're trembling to its tune At the request of the moon Licking her chops She looks at the lunatics She needs another fix (stop) I'm only joking I don't believe a thing I've said (stop) What are you smoking? I'm just a-f***ing with your head (stop) Only a crazy little thing I read I'm only joking I don't believe a thing I've said What are you smoking? I'm just a-f***ing with your head Only a crazy little thing I read I'm only joking I don't believe a thing I've said What are you smoking? I'm just a-f***ing with your head Only a crazy little thing I read (no chord) Only a crazy little thing I read Outro: