I GOT A BRAND NEW CHEVROLET OUT IN THE DRIVE I GOT A THIRTY YEAR FIXED RATE MORTGAGE THAT I LIVE INSIDE I DON?T THINK I LIKE WHAT I GOT CAUSE I THINK IT?S GOT ME I GUESS I JUST WOKE UP FROM MY AMERICAN DREAM I GUESS MY WIFE SHE?LL WORK FOR THE STATE FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE WHEN ALL SHE EVER WANTED TO BE WAS A MOM AND A WIFE SHE TELLS ME I DON?T LOOK LIKE THE GUYS IN COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE I GUESS SHE JUST WOKE UP FROM HER AMERICAN DREAM AIN?T IT FUNNY HOW THE MONEY DON?T ALWAYS CUT THE DEAL AIN?T IT STRANGE HOW WE CHANGE WHEN WE FIND WHAT?S REALLY REAL. JOHNNY LOVED TO TEACH THE KIDS IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOL SAID IT?S BEEN A WHOLE LOT HARDER SINCE THEY CHANGED THE RULES. GUNSHOTS ECHO THROUGH THE HALLS ANOTHER ONE FALLS THE LAST BELL RINGS AND IT WOKE HIM UP FROM HIS AMERICAN DREAM RANDY WAS A SMALL TIME HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL STAR BECKY GOT KNOCKED UP IN THE BACK SEAT OF HIS CAR. HE?S GOT A BABY THAT SCREAMS AND A BOSS THAT?S MEAN AND A WIFE STILL IN HER TEENS THEY?RE ALL WAKING HIM UP TO HIS AMERICAN DREAM CHORUS REPEAT 1ST VERSE AND END