Short Fat Fannie:Larry Williams. #2 on R&B charts and #5 on Rock charts in 1957. INTRO: (Singer whistling) #1. I was slippin' and a slidin' with Long Tall Sally, Peepin' and a-hidin' duckin' back in the alley. Don't wanna Rip It Up, don't wanna dance with Annie, I got a brand new lover named Short Fat Fannie. #2. One day while I was busy in the Heartbreak Hotel. That's where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell. I told her that I loved her, I'd never leave her.. She put her arms around me..gave me Fever. She's my Tutti-Fruitti, I love the child so.. she watch me like a Hound Dog everywhere I go. Whenever I'm around I'm on my P's and Q's.. She might step on my Blue Suede Shoes. #3. Well, at a honky-tonk party just the other night, Fannie got jealous and she started a fight. Because I was dancin' with Mary Lou, I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue. #4. Short Fat Fannie she's my heart's desire. Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire. On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill, now we're so happy and I love her still. She's my big bad Tutti-Fruitti, I love the child so.. she watch me like a Hound Dog everywhere I go. Whenever I'm around I'm on my P's and Q's.. She might step on my Blue Suede Shoes. #5. Well, at a honky-tonk party just the other night, Fannie got jealous and she started a fight. Because I was dancin' with Mary Lou, I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue. #6. Short Fat Fannie is my heart's desire.. Got the kind of lovin' sets my soul on fire. Short Fat Fannie, well I love her so, I'll never let Short Fat Fannie Go. A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.