Well i'm not the kind to kiss and tell But I've been seen with Farrah I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine I've been on fire with Sally Field Gone fast with a girl named Bo But somehow they just don't end up as mine It's a death defying life I lead I'll take my chances I'd die for living in the movies and T.V But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee I might fall from a tall buiding I might roll a brand new car Cos I'm the unknown stuntman Made Redford such a star I've never spent much time in school But I've taught ladies plenty It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey I've gotten burned over sheryl teagues Blown up for Raquel Welch But when I wind up in the hay it's only hay, hey hey I might jump an open drawbridge Or Tarzan from a vine Cos I'm the unknown stuntman Makes Eastwood look so fine