Intro: Verso 1: Hello there, Spencer I see you, you boy, boy I see you, Spencer With my eyes You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer You plan them, and build them on blue paper And hand them to me And then I dream them, Spencer That's what you do for me Thank you for that, Spencer You prick I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician Ohh-ooh-ooh Avada kedavra, Spencer, to you, Spencer Avada kedavra to you, Spencer Verso 2: You think you're something special, Spencer? You think you're something brand new? But you're old oats, Spencer You're old, dry, stale oats, Spencer I'm a magician, Spencer A furious magician Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ponte: You're a tall glass of water, aren't you, Spencer? You boy, precious boy I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth For the Federal Reserve I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer And I need your teeth Verso 3: I'll admit, Spencer, you're handsome But what have you done with it? You think you can mock me, Spencer? Do you? Do you think you can mock me, Spencer? Do you think you can capture my essence And throw it back at me with Humor and rhetorical devices? Well, you can't, Spencer You don't know what I'm capable of I need your teeth For my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer I'm Ben Bernanke I'm a magician, Spencer A furious magician Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo Are you proud of your country? Are you proud of your country? Interlude I'll bet you are, pretty little boy Sitting up there in your high chair Demanding more applesauce Well you've already got enough applesauce, Spencer! There's plenty of applesauce on your plate Ponte: I'm going to kiss you, Spencer, on the lips You sexy little rattlesnake, you naughty little baby boy You rambunctious little infant My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer You know what that's like? You know how humiliating that is, Spencer? Breakdown You boy, Spencer Spencer... (Spencer... ) (Spencer.) (OH MY GOD!) You tall drink of water Spencer I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician Magician Magician... Outro I love you, Spencer; I'm gonna spank you silly...
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