Kevin at a party Have a lot of fun Boozing and a-cruising Dance with everyone A knocking at the door Rat-ta-ta-ta-tat Harry goes to answer Harry regrets that Four villains want to enter Their invites don't exist Harry, he gets shoved aside And Harry don't resist British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist at all x2 Now Kevin sees the incident Politely intervenes Explains that they're not welcome Quite reasonably, it seems But the villains then are grinning All across their evil face Happy at the panic They spread throughout the place Their breath, it smells of whiskey Their hearts are set on war But Kevin isn't Harry And Kevin takes no more And they are looking to him ? Four baddies and one goody Well, the odds were hardly fair Two of them, they hold him down The other two just kick And people stand there staring Caroline, she's sick They beat him to a pulp And leave him mangled on the floor They wiped the smile of his face And Kevin laughed no more British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist at all x2 And one week later, Kev returned We went to visit him My stomach, it turned over When I saw the state he's in His eyes were closed and swollen His face was kind of scarred His mother wouldn't even Recognise him anymore The rest of us, we want revenge But Kevin makes a vow We'll meet him in the law court British justice will prevail So, courtroom confrontation The order of the day The social worker circus They had their silly say Have mercy, your honour These boys are really good They're not really evil No, they're just misunderstood Your honour was a decent man Who'll make you walk the line He just gave them ticking off And sixty dollar fine British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist at all British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist (Who has mercy on the victim?) British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist (Who has mercy on the victim?) British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist (Who has mercy on the victim?) British justice, it don't exist British justice, it don't exist (Who has mercy on the victim?)