Intro: x 2 verse 1 ( I'm drinking tea and taking unpaid leave from my women's studies uh huh ( Out here in the meadow with the people's history of America ( I smoke a pipe for Johnny 99 Bi-partisan Con-sensus ( Keeping it dry nothing flighty on orders from my therapist We were young and we were stupid It was fine while it lasted To com-plete my education I had to wake up in your bathtub All those Monday morning quarters I grew so accustomed to verse 2 ( OK I've seen enough and made my recommendations my work here is finished ( Your powers of re-duction remain strangely undiminished ( Yes a-you in your hushed tones and your campus etiquette ( If we cannot speak of nothing then nothing should keep her mouth shut We were young and we were stupid It was fine while it lasted Yes I wrote my dissertation On the bar stools of your neighbourhood But the bars were filled with lawyers Filing action two by two Through the valley of the women that I am not married to Bridge Oh are these riches here the spoils of my re-treat These rented rooms and batchelor's de-grees It's a Penguin Classic scene Broken spine and faded green Trying to relo-cate my arms around a memory verse 3 ( I'm drinking tea and taking unpaid leave from my women's studies uh huh ( Hiding up here in the library with the great wall of China ( Now if Josef K was from Edinburgh and Fast Product from Prague ( Maybe that could be kinda funny or maybe not funny at all We were young and we were stupid It was fine while it lasted To com-plete my education I had to wake up in your bathtub With the shadows of the women That I am not married to Out 2