Last night I told you I loved you Woke up blamed it on the vodka I genuinely thought I was dying And I could see that smile you were hiding Last night I told you I need you That's the last time I drink tequila Super lemon and his physic salt kit I start crying and verbally assaulting Last night I asked you to marry me That's when I remembered the brandy I wake up and claim I didn't say it Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas Wish I could stop and I'm not joking Drinking too much and socially smoking Wish I could stop and start to behave And then wake up in the morning And never miss a day again Last night I called you a loser I think that was after flaming sambuca I shouted at you "do me a favor" And that's when I fell off the pavement Wish I could stop and I'm not joking Drinking too much and socially smoking Wish I could stop and start to behave And then wake up in the morning And never miss a day again Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth Wake up in the morning and be in my own house Do one last shot and know when to stop No more photo's on facebook of me doing the robot Know when to leave and when to lock my front door Stop waking up in cheese and in a bed full of people Sitting in a cupboard with my weird bestfriend But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking I love drinking too much and socially smoking Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen And hey I just missed another day again End on: