Intro Saturday afternoon Saturday afternoon Verse As Evel Knievel, Catweazle's false teeth fly out of the telly and land at my feet Mother, what's for tea. Liver sausage sandwich and cheese Verse The fighting on the terraces starting at two There's a tag team in the corner of our front room Saturday afternoon Saturday afternoon Instrumental Mother, what's for tea. Liver sausage sandwich for tea Verse Rollerball Rocco got kicked at the pub Don't let him in dad, he'll steal all our grub. Saturday afternoon Saturday afternoon Saturday afternoon Saturday afternoon Outro