Intro: verse 1 Wigglin' man Can't stand still Gonna chew his hand Gonna wiggle until Come a gal, so mellow So true that she'll Let the steam out of the fellow Let him have his will verse 2 Wigglin' man Tryin' to play a song Chewed up hand Got the chords all wrong Come a gal, so mellow So true that she'll Let the steam out of the fellow Let him have his will verse 3 Wigglin' man Crapped out on the floor Chewed up hand Always reachin' out for more "I don't care if she's slender I don't care if she's fat Don't need no pretender Damn sure about that" verse 4 Wigglin' man In a grave, getting laid Chewed up hand Gone grippin' on a blade Come a gal, so mellow So true that she'll Let the steam out of the fellow Let him have his will