Intro: You foolish little waste of time You pucker up like lemon-lime I'm sinking into your corduroy I saw you kissing the paper boy You're smart enough to keep it light You call me up with a landmine Driving drunk with a baby in the trunk And the whole town knows you're no good, You're no good, you're no good, Hardly ever say 'yes' Oh baby try the sofa, Who's gonna clean this up? Probably me, like I always do You got a poison candy heart (Intro riff again, second verse same as the first) You're serious, but wonderful Reckless as a chainsaw Thrilling in the bedroom And I'm average in so many ways You only want what's best for you I do too, I do too, I do too Hardly ever say 'yes' Oh baby try the sofa, Who's gonna clean this up? Probably me, like I always do You got a poison candy heart You got a poison candy heart Hardly ever say 'yes' Oh baby try the sofa, Who's gonna clean this up? Probably me, like I always do You're happiest when I'm not I can live with that You try to kill us apart You got a poison candy heart