These are a few of my mother's friends You know they're always there to Lend a helping hand anytime at all When they made her friends they broke the mold As my mom keeps gettin' old They help her watch her cholesterol Susanne, Susanne Pat Hard, Pat Hard Ju Lam and Feggy Schleiffer Willy Lecornick Barbara Hoffmann Aunty Rita and aunt Maria These are a few of my mother's friends You know they're always there to Lend a helping hand anytime at all My mother's friends will be around To kick her up when she's feeling down Winter, spring, summer or fall Sister Rose Dorothy Eva Wisslander Pasqualina and Lucille Mona and Moody Cheffy Benjamin Mrs. Fooley and Satan These are a few of my mother's friends You know they're always there to Lend a helping hand anytime at all Anytime at all Anytime at all Anytime at all Anytime at all